Okay that was just one giant mess of ew. My dear ladies, I did not appreciate going into the restroom this afternoon to discover your little present you left dangling down the side of the toilet bowl. Perhaps you need more fiber in your diet? Would you like some immodium? How about a paper towel to clean up your own mess?
That ... that was disgusting. No, don't worry. I cleaned up for you, because I have children and therefore am used to disgusting messes that they would refuse to clean. I just didn't think I'd have to do it HERE.
No love,
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